Throwin shit posts at the wall to see what sticks
the hell is this Prince of Persia?
THE STUFF THESE GUYS ARE DOING IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY SAID. IT’S NOT VERY REALISTIC THEY SAID. HA!
PARKOUR.
HARDCORE PARKOUR.
why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?
i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar
additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands
cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made
There’s a real-life superhero in Virginia. As a child, he was bullied for his ADHD because he sometimes did random things like crawling around on the floor. Now he’s known as The Black Widow, a master of martial arts who prowls the streets of Norfolk practicing parkour and free running. Despite his a multi-tool utility belt, first aid kit, and retractable police baton, he avoids violence because he prefers to talk people out of a fight. Source
HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
THIS IS MY HOME TOWN??? I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS GUY AND NOW I’M GONNA BE LOOKING FOR HIM WHEN I GO HOME
people who refer to any sport as “sport ball” and make posts like “i hope they make a home run!” on superbowl sunday are at the highest risk of any social group of owning mostly naked anime figurines
the more people get mad at this post the more I know it’s absolutely true
I want to debunk this but i do this and the only thing keeping me from owning 800 naked anime sculptures is the fact that there expensive as fuck
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i wont go as far as to say this is the scariest thing i’ve ever read but i’m damn well both horrified and impressed
the weirdest part is the claim that that horses actually kill humans to eat. like. no. they’re herbivores, buddy. they hunt us purely for sport
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
get fuckin wrecked
hoodieimp
tiny-smallest
Me trying to figure out the distance between places and how long it’ll take a character to get there in a society that travels mostly on foot:
What I do is determine about how many miles the distance is, after that I look up two European cities that are about that far apart, and switch the Google maps thingy from car to walk.
Holy shit my dude! Why you gotta blow my mind like this!?
